"Thats right Mr. Vet, she fell down the stairs"

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to breathe.

I have it set to 720. But I have the 'real life values' I think. If my wheel is at 90deg, the wheel in the game is 90deg. But, for example, in a FOX, when the wheel in the game reaches full lock, my wheel keep turning untill I reach 720. Is that normal?

Quote from harjun :

only £100.
I get about that much from auntie's etc. in cash for birthdays and stuff. It's just a reward for living 1 more year.

That sentence says so much about you. You must be the only guy around here who gets awards for not killing himself.

Harjun - Glad to have you back, this place was getting dull.

S14 - You got owned. Then came back with some good answers. But, I'll just concentrate on you getting owned.

Photoshop.

Unless it is actually based on those funny Photoshops. If so, that is too cool.

Quote from Luke.S :

bmw's are still for cocks. Some idiot boy race down the road from me has one.

Nice stereotype ****.

Is this like that 1+1 = 1 thing that caused a massive argument and mass confusion?

edible

Edit: What the fcuk S14?!

Enough of your love for Vectra's Gaymie.

This time last year, all I heard was Vectra this, Vectra that...

Something I once heard I think applies to this...

"Driving a diesel is like being homosexual. Its more accepted than it used to be, but it's still fcuking wrong."

So, I agree with Tristan:

Petrol, petrol, petrol.

Quote from BlueFlame :

Good luck buying all these cars over 2.0L and getting insured without getting analy raped.

Already sorted. Thanks for your interest

MPG doesn't really bother me at this point in time. In a few years it very well may do.

I done love a 328 mate, my life would be complete then...Untill I get my hands on some ///M Power

Bump start it again.

I think its safe to say your battery is fcuked.

I saw a bike like yours the other day, he rides past my work most days. He has the "Number one Spain" - or whatever, stickers all over it and I think Miiiiiiiiiiiiing as he rides past.

Okaaay, so maybe 300 miles to a tank is pretty poor for a 316. I just think the way everyone is like "Oh my God, I can't drive to work anymore. I just can't afford all the fuel to make the 1/2 a mile journey. Here is a picture of my new bicycle because I simply can't afford prices of fuel going over 50p per liter like it used to be in 1979" - I just expected to do about 5 miles to a tank.

Rob - Whats the 2.8 like on fuel?

What my plan is now, YAY another one! But I'm gonna buy a 1998/1999 BMW 328i Sport. A nice reliable motor to get me around as I just feel mine is good enough for the time being but I could experience a few problems in the long run. It is 14 years old and although the engine and mechanics are all in good condition, it has done well over 200k miles. Full BMW service, which is nice, but peace of mind is a must. So, in the new year, I will be getting a 328, then I will be getting a Capri...Woop!!

I really am not a bike person, but instead of throwing abuse at James, I thought I might aswell help

Can't you charge the battery with jump leads? Or, find a hill..running isn't fun.

Love the mental image of you running with a bike, jumping on it and failing to bump start it. Sorry.

I said £60 not 60 liters you bollock.

I think its about 50 liters.

The car isn't running smoothly. It has been sat up a while. It's booked in for a FULL service at my main dealer so that should sort it.

Either way, 300 miles to £60 is better than I expected. With the way everyone moans there asses of in this nanny state, I didn't expect to get to the end of road from the Shell garage without running out of sixty quids worth of fuel.

Also, I wasn't on a gentle cruise. If I was, I would be looking at more miles. At least I have the correct amount of miles. Bitch,

I do put V-Power in mine though, which is a little more expensive, but I do more miles on it. Don't know if it works out in my favour or not, but I would definitely say my car runs better on it at least. Wouldn't run it on anything less.

I was quite pleased with 300 miles to a tank. *Adds better fuel economy to list of reasons to buy a Capri*

Quote from sam93 :

I hate it when you get the taste of a certain food in your mouth and it makes you really want that food but you can never work out what the food is from the taste you have in your mouth, dont know if it is just me it happens to but its annoying.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I find eating Leniwa Cipka makes me very hungry...

Quote from robt :

done a few thousand since june myself. though its not too bad at 35-40mpg

Well, I have 'only' put £150 in the tank. I find that £100 gets me about 500 miles, as a rough guide. Meaning a full tank (Circa £60) will get me about 300 miles. To be honest, I was exactly pottering around, if I tried I could get more miles on a tank.

The good thing with my car, is it has a MPG gauge, so I can adjust my throttle to get as high MPG as possible

Been driving a week today. Done over 700 miles. An average of 100 a day! Crazy considering I don't have have to go anywhere.

Hopefully, it will wear off soon, as its getting expensive...

I have some shitty Nikes. I can never get decent trainers as its a real PITA to get them in my size. (UK: 13. Eur: 48. US: 14)

What's the fastest cake in the world...

Scone...

It's better when its actually told rather than written.

That is nice...Love the wheels. Colour is a nice too. That is the kind of thing I would be after, just in a couple of months. I will more than likely get it from that forum as I know they are the best places.